Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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