i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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