Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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