Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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