Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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