Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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