Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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