Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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