It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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