She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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