i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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