using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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