I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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