I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
