I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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