apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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