did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
