so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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