I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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