Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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