Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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