you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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