She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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