You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
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