found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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