I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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