Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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