..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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