No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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