So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
your room smells of hookers.
And success
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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