happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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