I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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