can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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