Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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