do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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