Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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