Say something about gay babies.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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