I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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