Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She bit a glass in half.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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