would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just forgot I was standing up.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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