Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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