I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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