I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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