question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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