Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we made out on top of his cat.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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