You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Randomize
