Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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