Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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