halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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