You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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