HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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