it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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