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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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