Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I supernannyed him into submission
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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