Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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