so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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