this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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